I have thought long and hard about your lovely request. How is it possible that I Andrea Grace Todd Faulkner Williams could be so blessed? To be your Bridesmaid on your special day, when you asked I jumped for joy screamed, "YES, OF COURSE" then followed by, "HIP HIP HOORAY!" Now I want you to know that I don't take this job lightly, so here is my list of things I PROMISE TO NEVER do on your wedding day even though I might do them nightly.
First of all I promise to not cry, well not a lot.
I do promise I will not dress like this,
and especially not this.
I promise to never complain about my shoes,
I promise to have a good attitude,
I’m very excited for November the 28, BTW and I can hardly even wait!